Saturday, April 23, 2011

MDM,

Bertha has failed to attend her last seven 'check ups'. However, do not fear. Well... I guess that's easy for me to say because all the fear I ever had got pounded out of me at... THE ACADEMY

I'm keeping watch and will inform you if i find anything.

FRANK <3

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Hey Bertie!
What's up girl? I wanted to see if you were all right. I haven't heard from you in a long time, but I have been seeing Broch weird places around town. Like uh, the beauty parlor that Nicole works at. Can you tell him to stop following her around, that she isn't
interested in him? I don't want him to get his feelings hurt. What are you doing this Friday
night? Do you want to go eat dinner and see a movie or something? Oh right, you said you
had a protest or something going on that night. Why did you ask if Nicole and I were going
to be together then? You are acting strange (no offense), and I don't get it. Could you please help
me understand? Gotta go. I need to study for a history exam. BARF!
Midge
Hey bert,

dIS IS DA MOST AMASING TING IVE EVER DONE i fond out dat dat nicole hangs out at the new BEUTY palor or somtin like every night.so like if you want to talk to her we can doin it dere

brokilie

Monday, April 18, 2011

E-mail:
To: frankenfurter@cops.com
From: mdm@eduserve.edu

Listen...I think we have a problem. Both Midge and Nicole skipped the dorm meeting tonight. Nobody saw them at supper, either. I'm worried.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Hey MDM, I told Midgie about her friend, and she showed me some of her pictures on Facebook...she looks like such a weirdo! There was this one picture of her marching around a fast food place with a sign that said something like "Cows are our friends, not food"How dumb can this girl get? Cows were always meant to be eaten! Well anyways, don't worry about me, I know some pretty awesome ninja moves, so if that cow-lover comes at me with a baseball bat or something, I'll be ready!
-Nicole
Nicole! I just found out Manuel has been on a vacation to Depot, Mississippi for the past two days. BE CAREFUL around campus, and don't take any chances.

M.D.M.
Nicole,

I've asked Manuel the Security Guard to keep an eye on you, so that's probably why you have the feeling you're being followed. Your roommate has a friend back home...a friend with a criminal history. Her parole officer is looking for her. Tell Midge that if she sees her friend, she needs to let me know. And stop by my room and take a look at her mu...uh...picture. Remember, be aware, be prepared...the best defense is to attack!

M.D.M.

PS: Someone put a flier for a heating and air technician on my car windshield yesterday. I'll call him and see what we can do about the air conditioning.