Hey there Mad Dawg,
A few days back when I was just about to dig into an awesome burger, this big dumb guy came to the door asking for Midgey, my roommate! Of all guys, you had to let him in? But so anyways, I told him that Midge was in class...and then he either asked for my name or my number (I couldn’t tell, there was too much drool coming outa his mouth), so I told him to get lost, but he kept blabbering...I think he was talking about the air conditioner or something. He finally left, but ever since then, I’ve felt like someone’s following me…but I don’t think it’s him, because he’s too dumb to do all that sneaking stuff. Just keep your eyes open for extra dumb guys and anyone unusual. Oh yeah, I think the air conditioner is broken.
-Nicole
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Dear Frank,
Thank you for the warning. It was thoughtful of you to attach a copy of Ms. Bellweather's mug shot for identification purposes. I have alerted Manuel, head of campus security, and he, too, will be on the look-out for the young lady in question. I did meet the brother recently. He seemed lost and confused, and basically harmless. Of course, this could have just been a ruse to lull me into a false sense of security. I shall be doubly vigilant.
Perhaps it would be helpful if you were to tour the campus...get the lay of the land...reconnoiter, as it were? Perhaps you might notice something I've missed, since you're the professional. I'd be happy to show you around. I get fifty percent off at the campus cafe and they make a mean apple strudel and a cup of coffee so strong it could just about stand, salute, and walk out the door.
In any event, I'll step up my patrols around the dorm, and keep you apprised of any developments.
Sincerely,
MDM
Thank you for the warning. It was thoughtful of you to attach a copy of Ms. Bellweather's mug shot for identification purposes. I have alerted Manuel, head of campus security, and he, too, will be on the look-out for the young lady in question. I did meet the brother recently. He seemed lost and confused, and basically harmless. Of course, this could have just been a ruse to lull me into a false sense of security. I shall be doubly vigilant.
Perhaps it would be helpful if you were to tour the campus...get the lay of the land...reconnoiter, as it were? Perhaps you might notice something I've missed, since you're the professional. I'd be happy to show you around. I get fifty percent off at the campus cafe and they make a mean apple strudel and a cup of coffee so strong it could just about stand, salute, and walk out the door.
In any event, I'll step up my patrols around the dorm, and keep you apprised of any developments.
Sincerely,
MDM
Monday, March 14, 2011
Dear Brok,
-.- Midge wasn't there? Just some awesome girl? Did her name happen to be Nicole? GEEZ! Im being replaced. I think I might need your help with something. It invloves Nicole. You in? I'm going to, well uh, pick her up. And take her someplace. Wanna help? All you have to do, is find out where she's going to be on staurday night. I'll buy some rope, and things, and you just have to come along for the ride. Mail me back, telling me where's she gonna be you dim-wit. Thanks brother dear. NOW GO FIND OUT!
-Bert
-.- Midge wasn't there? Just some awesome girl? Did her name happen to be Nicole? GEEZ! Im being replaced. I think I might need your help with something. It invloves Nicole. You in? I'm going to, well uh, pick her up. And take her someplace. Wanna help? All you have to do, is find out where she's going to be on staurday night. I'll buy some rope, and things, and you just have to come along for the ride. Mail me back, telling me where's she gonna be you dim-wit. Thanks brother dear. NOW GO FIND OUT!
-Bert
Friday, March 11, 2011
September 16, 2010
Hey Bertha!
College life is so exciting, isn't it? Well, maybe it isn't as exciting as it seemed,but I am still enjoying it! It seems like two months have passed not two weeks because I am still
looking for a job! I applied at the campus bookstore and coffeeshop, and I really hope one of
them lets me have the job, you know?
Oh, I want to tell you about my amazing new roomate. Her name is Nicole Fields and she is one of the most gorgeous people you will ever meet. (You will come visit me the next
open dorm day, right?) Her hair flows down her back like a rich black waterfall. And she eats like
a pig, but never gains an ounce! If only you and I could do that, huh? Any of the males within a ten foot radius all flock at her feet. You wouldn't believe it. I have been studying really hard, and
she doesn't seem to care whether she gets an A or an F. But we both get the same grades! She
is soooo perfect. I guess you might be kind of hearing about her.
So, what's new with you? Which college did you get into? I forget. Or did you get into one at all, no offense. I wish you were my roomate, but then I would have never met the Nicole-the-Angel, so I guess it's a good thing we ended up going to different colleges. Do you like any of your professors? I adore my English professor, but my calculus one doesn't realize there are people out there that don't live and breathe everything math. How are Broch and your parents? I'm sure they must be missing you terribly. : )
This really weird thing happened the other day. Nicole said that this jock knocked on our door while I was out doing errands. A guy in the girl's dorm! I have no idea how he got in because our dorm mother doesn't miss anything. Anyway, Nicole said that he stood there stuttering, practically drooling at her like all the guys do, but he was asking for me! If you have any idea who that mentally-challenged, dumb jock was, then let me know.
TTYL!
Maggie (Now, no one but you calls me that. Everyone calls me Midge. Isn't that awesome? It was Nicole's idea.)
College life is so exciting, isn't it? Well, maybe it isn't as exciting as it seemed,but I am still enjoying it! It seems like two months have passed not two weeks because I am still
looking for a job! I applied at the campus bookstore and coffeeshop, and I really hope one of
them lets me have the job, you know?
Oh, I want to tell you about my amazing new roomate. Her name is Nicole Fields and she is one of the most gorgeous people you will ever meet. (You will come visit me the next
open dorm day, right?) Her hair flows down her back like a rich black waterfall. And she eats like
a pig, but never gains an ounce! If only you and I could do that, huh? Any of the males within a ten foot radius all flock at her feet. You wouldn't believe it. I have been studying really hard, and
she doesn't seem to care whether she gets an A or an F. But we both get the same grades! She
is soooo perfect. I guess you might be kind of hearing about her.
So, what's new with you? Which college did you get into? I forget. Or did you get into one at all, no offense. I wish you were my roomate, but then I would have never met the Nicole-the-Angel, so I guess it's a good thing we ended up going to different colleges. Do you like any of your professors? I adore my English professor, but my calculus one doesn't realize there are people out there that don't live and breathe everything math. How are Broch and your parents? I'm sure they must be missing you terribly. : )
This really weird thing happened the other day. Nicole said that this jock knocked on our door while I was out doing errands. A guy in the girl's dorm! I have no idea how he got in because our dorm mother doesn't miss anything. Anyway, Nicole said that he stood there stuttering, practically drooling at her like all the guys do, but he was asking for me! If you have any idea who that mentally-challenged, dumb jock was, then let me know.
TTYL!
Maggie (Now, no one but you calls me that. Everyone calls me Midge. Isn't that awesome? It was Nicole's idea.)
Sunday, March 6, 2011
August 21, 2010
MD Monahan,
I was going to warn you that Bertha Bellwether is on the loose. I found out her brother, Brock, attends that same college. Knowing her, i'm sure she used his... well... I' m not sure what you'd call that, to her advantage. Watch for her running around campus, I'll check in every little while, but until then, BE CAREFULL. If her van can knock over a telephone line, i'd hate to see what it could do to a person...
Frank
MD Monahan,
I was going to warn you that Bertha Bellwether is on the loose. I found out her brother, Brock, attends that same college. Knowing her, i'm sure she used his... well... I' m not sure what you'd call that, to her advantage. Watch for her running around campus, I'll check in every little while, but until then, BE CAREFULL. If her van can knock over a telephone line, i'd hate to see what it could do to a person...
Frank
Saturday, March 5, 2011
August 17, 2010
Bill and Beverly Bellwether,
I cannot get a hold of your daughter. I tried contacting her via cellphone but she won't answer. I was wondering if she was living with you and if so, why she wasn't responding. She failed to come to her last appointment and because of that, I will now have to 'punish' her.
Frank
Bill and Beverly Bellwether,
I cannot get a hold of your daughter. I tried contacting her via cellphone but she won't answer. I was wondering if she was living with you and if so, why she wasn't responding. She failed to come to her last appointment and because of that, I will now have to 'punish' her.
Frank
i foud midgie august 15 2010
so 4 the past few dayes i is been lokin allround 4 midge. and ten i saw a buiding tat sayd girls on the front and i remeberd that midge is a girl. so i taught tat m idige mite bee in tere. so when i tryd t2 open the door this old person kame to me and she askd me y i is tryin to git in the girls palacel. and i sayd cause yous told me t2 s and she say is ant suposd to get in tere with out an imergecy. caus e she says that tath is girls place and i ant suposd to go tere. so ten i remebered tat trick you now that like uncle bankie u know that clown told me a nd so i went arond back and i toke my poket nife and inscrewd the front off the air conditoner and crawd up unside and then sqezd tru till i got in2 the hall and i insrwed the vent tere and fell in3 the flore then i lokd at the sins on the dores in it sayd 210 g so is went over 2 to215g andknocd, then this drop dead amacing ckick askd me what i twas doign tere and so i told her i i was looking for idge and she sayd she wasnt there adn that shed tell her i kame and ten i ask her her nam adn she sayd get this she sayed shut up shut up to me can u beliv it to me adnso i taguht she must like like me ore somtin cause younow and so i wwas gong 2 ask her like wat shes was doeing t2nigt butt she said get los t 2 me it was amazin so i lift and i am gong to o back to morrow
ur bro
brokile
ur bro
brokile
agust 8 2010
bert,
so today wen i twas like going 2 my romm i lookd at that romm that i told u i whent 2. and on the front it sayd 215 B. so i twas tinking and du chick sayd that midgei lifed in romm 215 G. and ten i twas tinking moor and i saw that i went in romm 215 b knot 215 g. so i tink i is goning 2 go to fined wear 215 g is
ure brothr
ernie ;p
brocky poo
so today wen i twas like going 2 my romm i lookd at that romm that i told u i whent 2. and on the front it sayd 215 B. so i twas tinking and du chick sayd that midgei lifed in romm 215 G. and ten i twas tinking moor and i saw that i went in romm 215 b knot 215 g. so i tink i is goning 2 go to fined wear 215 g is
ure brothr
ernie ;p
brocky poo
Friday, March 4, 2011
Mision instopable feberari 4 2010
Deer Bert,
I found out wear midge lives from tis realy hot chick. So i went over there cause you now u told me too. So the chick sayed that midge lifed in room 200 G. SO I WAS LIKE COOL CAUSE I U NOW THAT like i live in romm 215. so likeit 's rite down the hall. sO i whent tere andit was like realy wired. SO when i nocked on the dore this dude opend and so i thaught that was wired cause like i know that midgie isn't like a dude knida person. so i askd him like if midgie was like there and he was like no. so likes i dont think that migdei is were she sayd she would bee. and so to anser ur questin schol is good cause i ant maid a a or b yet.
sea u later
brocclie
I found out wear midge lives from tis realy hot chick. So i went over there cause you now u told me too. So the chick sayed that midge lifed in room 200 G. SO I WAS LIKE COOL CAUSE I U NOW THAT like i live in romm 215. so likeit 's rite down the hall. sO i whent tere andit was like realy wired. SO when i nocked on the dore this dude opend and so i thaught that was wired cause like i know that midgie isn't like a dude knida person. so i askd him like if midgie was like there and he was like no. so likes i dont think that migdei is were she sayd she would bee. and so to anser ur questin schol is good cause i ant maid a a or b yet.
sea u later
brocclie
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