August 21, 2010

MD Monahan,

I was going to warn you that Bertha Bellwether is on the loose. I found out her brother, Brock, attends that same college. Knowing her, i'm sure she used his... well... I' m not sure what you'd call that, to her advantage. Watch for her running around campus, I'll check in every little while, but until then, BE CAREFULL. If her van can knock over a telephone line, i'd hate to see what it could do to a person...

Frank