Hey there Mad Dawg,

A few days back when I was just about to dig into an awesome burger, this big dumb guy came to the door asking for Midgey, my roommate! Of all guys, you had to let him in? But so anyways, I told him that Midge was in class...and then he either asked for my name or my number (I couldn’t tell, there was too much drool coming outa his mouth), so I told him to get lost, but he kept blabbering...I think he was talking about the air conditioner or something. He finally left, but ever since then, I’ve felt like someone’s following me…but I don’t think it’s him, because he’s too dumb to do all that sneaking stuff. Just keep your eyes open for extra dumb guys and anyone unusual. Oh yeah, I think the air conditioner is broken.
-Nicole